I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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