with your own penis?
Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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