She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
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