I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
Randomize
