We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
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