we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
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