So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
Nobody cheats on THIS.
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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