No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
Just high enough for therapy.
I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
Randomize
