You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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