I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
I asked what it takes to be a good delivery driver, my new boss said "always keep these in your vehicle" as he handed me a flashlight and a blunt. I'm going to like this job.
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