elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
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