whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
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