But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Two days ago a random guy asked me to sign his forehead 'cause he wanted to have the name of the prettiest girl in the bar on him and never wash it. I just saw him and my signature still there...
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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