I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
So vagazzling was a success
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
in your professional opinion, what's the most elegant way of saying "sorry I spent all night flirting with you, I thought you were gay" ?
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
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