I must be too annoying 4 u.
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
Randomize
