if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
Call me in 2 minutes and go along with what I say. You're hysterical and I must go comfort you asap. He just asked if I was ready to experience sex with a wizard and he wasnt kidding.
my cat ate my toast this morning while i was getting dressed. i can already tell today is going to suck.
new low: my hungover self just mistook bacon grease for mashed potatoes. worst. mistake. ever.
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
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