So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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