just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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