The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
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