5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
Got drunk and tried to deep fry burritos. Turns out wild turkey isn't a good replacement for vegetable oil. Nearly burned my house down.
Sober people should be as daring as drunk people more often, because honestly the fact you’ve lived so long is a sign that anything is possible.
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
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