I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
Randomize
