he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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