Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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