were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
Four minutes until I can fart!
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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