He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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