I drank it, and now my boss keeps hitting me in the face with beams of light.
Tripping at your desk probably isn't the best plan you've had.
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
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