belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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