She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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