Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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