we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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