Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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