i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
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