haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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