Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
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