He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
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Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
I woke up under a house in Key West
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