Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
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