So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
come over after work tomorrow, liz and i will make all of your wildest dreams come true. so long as your wildest dreams involve drinking champagne at my house with two girls who won't have sex with you.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
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