how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
Help. Why am I so naked?
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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