seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Randomize
