Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
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You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
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