belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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