Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
You told my mother that her salad dressing tasted like semen.
i spelled "betch" that way on purpose, don't question my abilities as a drunk texter
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
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