I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
I called the bartender Mr. Intoxication last night. He thought it was funny until i threw up and blamed it on him
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
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