I want to stick my p in your. b.
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
You are the jesus of drinking
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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