Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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