was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
You came out of the bathroom, said "I'M DRUNK BUT I REMEMBERED TO WASH MY HANDS!" and then insisted that she smell them.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
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