just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
Randomize
