omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
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