apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
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