So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
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